• No, no need for any armor.
  I'm sure that sweatshirt will offer all the
  protection you need... Oh, but bring a gun.
• It looks as though the first 60 of
  Spock's 150+ years were the roughest on him.
• If I had a camera on this communicator
  I wouldn't have to describe everything.
• Did the Romulans and Vulcans name
  themselves after Earth mythology?
• Is that miniskirt really appropriate
  attire for a landing party?
• Is there some type of lottery where
  they pick the unfortunate redshirt for away missions?
• What the heck is a stardate?
• I expected doors to be a lot quieter by now.
• So there's only a handful of robots
  in the galaxy and most of them are
  virtually indistinguishable from humans.
• slingshot around the sun, eh
• Thank goodness all the crisises take place
  on planets with Earth-like gravity.
• Damn it Jim!
  Why can't you remember that he's a doctor, not a...
• Has anyone seen a bathroom on this ship?
• Green blood. Red lips?
• We only have the three uniform colors,
  so engineering, security.. you guys will have to share.
• ˙ƃuıɥʇǝɯos ɟo ʎʇıɹɐlod ǝɥʇ ǝsɹǝʌǝɹ
  'ʇqnop uı uǝɥʍ

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